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Monday, December 22, 2014

Snowman Christmas

Based on the Christmas Carol: "Deck The Halls" I bring you "Snowman Christmas." Enjoy!


Drape the trees with snow and ice,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Later I'll melt my family!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What? How cruel of you!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I mean meet my family,
dumb autocorrect, ha ha ha ha!

Oh! Well, it's arm season,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Pumping iron to make twigs to logs,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Follow me in exercise measure,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
While we listen to Twiztid on speaker
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Work away the year before us,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Dance in the snow for the new year,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Together we drink ale to be merry
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Heedless of global warming!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!



4 comments:

  1. Are you drinking ale as we speak? ;-)

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    1. I actually don't like ale and beer! I like wine and hard liquor... but I haven't had a shot of Jack Daniels since last week (don't drink too often)! I figured a snowman would like ale better. ;-)

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    1. Me too! It's so true though - stupid autocorrect. Autocorrect is my worst enema. ;)

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