A few weeks ago, Grumpy Cat released her second book titled The Grumpy Guide to Life: Observations by Grumpy Cat. I was so happy to see that the library had her new book and they put it on reserve for me. Ah, this book is great! It's perfect for Grumpy Cat fans and curmudgeons alike. Grumpy Cat's witty and satirical sayings along with her advice to how life should be lived in Grumpy Cat's grumpy fashion:
How do you use this book? You look like you need things spelled out for you pretty clearly. Let me make this easy for you:
1: understand you need help from an expert (me).
2: continue turning the pages of this book,
3: follow my advice.
Got it? Wait, don't tell me. I honestly don't care.
Also, Andrew, remember that magnet I bought for the refrigerator for Christmas? This one:
That picture is in that book, but that full saying isn't... it's the shortened version. It's definitely a hilarious book and it'll change your life, unfortunately (haha). I would recommend it, but put an order into your library today because it's very popular!